I read your post as it was on the LJ main side.
This is terrible, unjusticeful and humiliating. I would like to write "I feel for you", but I don't think I can imagine how it feels. (Even if I do know how it feels to be in an abusive relationship, and even if this has much to do with my being suicidal.)

I really cannot see what he thinks of himself.
Why on earth did he think he had the right to destroy your laptop - one of the most important items you owned - without further consequences?
But, when you stroke back - by throwing a brick at his car - he decided that he had the right to throw you out?! You did not destroy his car, I assume.

How dared he punch you?

And, having had to sleep in the porch... and that humiliating comment he made... I just cannot find the right words to express how shocked I am, and how much I would like to make you feel a bit better. I had been abused - and it was bad enough to make me feel worthless and want to die -, but not to this level.

I think you were too nice to him - remembering his birthday after this.

I can just repeat what the others have already written. This is a legal issue.

Are you really, really sure that you have no place to go to? Can't you stay at some family members or friends?
I understand you love that house and would not want to leave - even if he humiliated you with this comment about the dogs -, but it seems to not be your safe place.

I really hope that you find the help you need! Please keep your LJ updated about the news.